no contest.

This is the stand up and be counted Blog.
If youre reading this—leave me a note—at the end of this blog—click on the leave a comment thingy- leave us your name and contact number- and automatically your name shall be entered into this months lucky draw—
The prize can be anything i choose.
But well worth the time you invest into signing up- I assure you.

Rules and Regulations.

1- Only one entry per person, please. Any attempt to violate this crucial rule will result in immediate disqualification.
2- No relatives/members of the Ali Alam household are allowed to compete. Actually, you could compete. But you can’t win.
3- No Miqdads can enter the competition.
4- No friends of Ali Alam.
5- No acquaintances either.
6- All members of the British royal family are allowed TWO entries per person.-Any more than TWO shall result in immediate disqualification. Got that Harry?? TWO!
7- No British nationals may participate in the competition.
8- People living in North America are required to submit a non refundable deposit of $2.90 before entering the competition. For details on payment by credit card (VISA preferred) please contact your local representative.
9- This is an Online competition ONLY. We have NO local representatives in your city.
Unless you live in our city. Which, incidentally, is not yours.
10- Herman is a resilient bastard. And therefore cannot be trusted to supervise competitions such as these.
11- The Award Jury may, at its sole discretion, not shortlist or make recommendations for the Award to any or all the participants. In which case this will be a total waste of your time. But Please, Dont lose hope.
12- Lose faith, Dont lose hope.
13- Pay Fare. Play Fair.

fly.

“Such silence is contagious!” said Herman with a look of dishonest honesty on his face.
“I cant believe I never realised it!”.
But Norm knew better than to believe Herman again.
“Not this time Herm…Not this time!”

That’s an excerpt from a novel I’m writing.
:)

and then Herman dies, leaving Norm to fend for himself all alone.

(SPOILER ALERT)
If perchance you haven’t read harry potter yet DO NOT read any further. Even though you probably now know that someone dies. Dumbledore.

:)

im assuming everyone who wanted to read it has already done so.

I cant believe dumbledores dead. I was so depressed all day. I don’t even want to read book 7. Were it not for the hope that something bad is going to happen to Snape, I wouldn’t bother.
I hate Snape.
I cant believe that the strongest, greatest wizard of all time couldn’t figure out whose side he was on. I figured it out a long time ago.

Oh –by the way---im not really writing a novel. That was just writing for the sake of writing—it was a good intro though.
Kind of gives you a good insight into what kind of characters Herm and Norm are.
Theyre friends , obviously, cos you get the feeling that Norm knows him really well.
Herm is older, he loves his friend dearly and is therefore trying to conceal his true feelings for the sake of keeping Norm happy. [ I think hes going to die ]

I should write a book.

I cant though. One of the few things that I cant do.
Actually, im sure there’re other things that I couldn’t do…its just that this is one of the few things that I know I cant do. Everything else I think I can do. Until I do it.
But this I know right of the bat. I cant write a book.

A book.


I DID IT !!!!! I DID IT!!!!!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!!


There really is NOTHING I cant do :)