This is the stand up and be counted Blog.
If youre reading this—leave me a note—at the end of this blog—click on the leave a comment thingy- leave us your name and contact number- and automatically your name shall be entered into this months lucky draw—
The prize can be anything i choose.
But well worth the time you invest into signing up- I assure you.
Rules and Regulations.
1- Only one entry per person, please. Any attempt to violate this crucial rule will result in immediate disqualification.
2- No relatives/members of the Ali Alam household are allowed to compete. Actually, you could compete. But you can’t win.
3- No Miqdads can enter the competition.
4- No friends of Ali Alam.
5- No acquaintances either.
6- All members of the British royal family are allowed TWO entries per person.-Any more than TWO shall result in immediate disqualification. Got that Harry?? TWO!
7- No British nationals may participate in the competition.
8- People living in North America are required to submit a non refundable deposit of $2.90 before entering the competition. For details on payment by credit card (VISA preferred) please contact your local representative.
9- This is an Online competition ONLY. We have NO local representatives in your city.
Unless you live in our city. Which, incidentally, is not yours.
10- Herman is a resilient bastard. And therefore cannot be trusted to supervise competitions such as these.
11- The Award Jury may, at its sole discretion, not shortlist or make recommendations for the Award to any or all the participants. In which case this will be a total waste of your time. But Please, Dont lose hope.
12- Lose faith, Dont lose hope.
13- Pay Fare. Play Fair.
4 comments:
I'm entering whether you like it or not.....
i called you last night but i guess you weren't available... will talk to you soon
We regret to inform you that our system has identified you as a Miqdad.
As per Rule 3 of our Rules and Regulations you are unauthorised to enter this competition.
We are sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Please take care of yourself and learn to follow the rules.
i identified quite a few rules & regulations which exempt me from applying but i shall do it anyway...also do check my blog, i have tagged you darling, and you better not try to be a snob and not follow it..so whats the gift?
oh by the way amna your sister was saying you writing style is like sue townsend and i tend to agree..a very funny individual you are..:)
sue and i go way back.
bloody rip off she is.
i shall think about the whole tagging thing.
check back in a day or two:)
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