noose

Spontaneous Poem

i haven’t written for a while.
i don’t know why.
don’t ask me why.
why?
why what?
haven’t i written
my blog
right?
write!
right.


Misbah is reading this now. How exciting.
And apparently hes been blogging for some time and I had no idea.
He writes really well. I just finished reading his bloggy but sadly I wasn’t mentioned in any post.

I should delete him from my earlier post.

Moving on.

I just wrote and then deleted this entire post.
Im very critical of my work:) someday, when im dead, you people can read all the unedited blog posts and put them up. How exciting.
Finally! Something to look forward to!

Ive been tagged on Insiya syeds blog.
She has three.
I cant keep up with one. Why would anyone have three?
In any case I found the taggy thing. (its on her “almost famous” blog)
Its seven questions.

Here are the questions:

1) Seven things that I plan to do:
2) Seven things I can do:
3) Seven things I can't do:
4) Seven things I say most often:
5) Seven people I want to tag:

Here are the answers:

1) Theres an inherent grammatical fault in this question. These 7 things that I plan to do… are they 7 things that I plan to do everyday?—like, I usually Plan to go to the bathroom. The timing has to be right, the reading material enough to keep me occupied etc. or are they 7 things that I plan to do- but won’t? – like starting to jog. Or are they 7 things that I Plan to do, architecturally speaking. Because as all architects will tell you (or atleast I will-even though im not one), The Plan is the generator. Until further clarification I refuse to waste my time answering this one.

2) I can do more than just 7. I think if you put your mind to it you can do a lot more even. Did you know that we only use 9% of our brain. Einstein used 15%!*. Am i supposed to write the top 7? Is breathing the first one? Blinking? Eating? I would say I eat pretty well.

3) There really is nothing I cant do. Except maybe write a book. But I did that too, in an earlier blog.

4) Anything, Something, Nothing, Teething, Ring-ring-do-your-Thing, Breathing and Thingymabob.

5) My mom, Jawed bhai (from the canteen), Paris Hilton, this pencil, and the fantastic 4 (minus the Thing—ive had enough of his type)

so now ive done the 5 questions tag AND the 7 questions tag.
I missed out on the 6 questions tag though. I wonder why noone tagged me?

Hmmmmmmmmmm… I just noticed that the 7questions tagging game is actually 5 questions!!!
And the 5 questions were actually 7!!!!!

That, by far, is the most interesting thing about them.


*not-real statistic that everyone quotes.