medicated drama queen

Heres a blog about Miq.

Miq was my first miq.
I had had no prior experience in handling a miq before him. I feel with time ive become rather good at it.
I know when my miqs off, for instance.
Lately hes been on again. That’s a good thing.

Here are some common characteristics to Miqs everywhere in the world.
So that you may know if you have one lurking about. Please tell me if you do. Especially if it’s a female miq. We’re on the lookout.

1) Miqs require a lot of attention. Otherwise they become ‘off’.
2) They usually give you great gifts. Even if you don’t give them anything.
3) Miqs tend to get friendly with not just you but sort of make their way into the entire family. This can be a good thing.
But sometimes hearts get broken. And that isn’t a good thing.
4) Miqs like driving around and calling people when they’re driving. This trait tends to diminish during their ‘Off’ season.
5) Miqs usually have siblings which are intimidated by you. And your superior wit.
6) They usually travel using the subway. Looking bored.
7) They shop a lot. Even for things they don’t really need. Like extra concert tickets.
8) Miqs usually have a Sam with them. Its sort of like a buy one get one deal. Whether you like it or not.

Lots of other people are reading this ive been told.
I hear my cousin gib also reads this but doesn’t write back or leave any signs that he’s been here. Sort of like little red riding hood.
Although she left signs.

What was little red riding hood’s name?

Who comes up with these freaky stories?? Who is mother goose?
Who came up with Mother Goose???

There has to be a man behind it right? Man or woman.
Why did that person choose to live in anonymity?
He/she could have been famous, rich, well loved even.

Theres something more to this but im really not in the mood right now.

In any case.
Saaroo also read this yesterday.
How very exciting:) Saaroo is one of my all time favourite people.
Although it wasn’t cheesoos’ saaroo. It was ours.

Everyone has a saaroo as well.
Like a miq.

I hope my saaroo and miq marry each other.
Im quite fond of both.